I'm A Big Pig ... You Can Be A Big Pig Too

So we keep our bacon grease because we don't really have hot water in our kitchen sink and as it thickens it clogs the drain and it's gross. We drain it into a empty tin and when it's full it goes into the garbage and we don't ever see it again. I keep it under the sink so it's easy to access and out of the way. Ryan eats a lot of bacon and so he'll drain it off and leave it there on the kitchen counter for me to put away when it cools down enough to touch. One day when I went to put the tin under the sink I found this: